have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

dietchola:

there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved

ithinkthereforeiship:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great

we tricked you all into looking the other way

“If Sam finishes those trials, he is going to die.”

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

the-walking-superwholock:

watchtheskytonight:

WHO MADE THIS GLORIOUS GIF. COME UP AND CLAIM IT

i hit reblog so fast it broke my computer

the-walking-superwholock:

watchtheskytonight:

WHO MADE THIS GLORIOUS GIF. COME UP AND CLAIM IT

i hit reblog so fast it broke my computer

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

camplazlo:
I CAN T STOP LAUGHING

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

camplazlo:

I CAN T STOP LAUGHING

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

syrensphynxwitchtier:

ishaloveshardcore:

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.  


^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!

I reblog this every time I see it

teamfreewifi:

I fixed it.

(source of first pic)

send me a fruit
  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi- You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.