have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how britain became great
we tricked you all into looking the other way
“If Sam finishes those trials, he is going to die.”

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
i do not think that is a squirrel

WHO MADE THIS GLORIOUS GIF. COME UP AND CLAIM IT
i hit reblog so fast it broke my computer

I CAN T STOP LAUGHING
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
^thats the fucking spirit!!!!!I reblog this every time I see it
I fixed it.